twloserblog:

you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

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princeowl:

calling cops pigs is really offensive. pigs are kind, gentle, intelligent creatures. don’t compare them to cops

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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

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Title: Rude Artist: Kina Grannis 503,100 plays

rhymes-with-grape:

mswyrr:

drunktuesdaze:

Have you ever thought to yourself “fuck i love that magic song about wanting to marry a girl but her father disapproves, but it’d be so much better covered by a girl without changing the pronouns” because IF SO I have the cover for you.

omg this is 1 million x better the original is way too much 2 dudes arguing over possession of a lady its so much patriarchial bullshit a woman singing it brings a whole new level of realness of the pain of inlaws witholding their approval / blessing

the original song is shit compared to this

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goodtimes-g0ddess:

Bless this

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wlukens:

This needs to be my future relationship

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brain-food:

WE ARE GROOT

They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy. What a bunch of a-holes.

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loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

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carryonstarkid:

Just watching Girl Meets World when I noticed something

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Take a closer look

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Sound Familiar?

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im not crying youre crying

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spring roll picnic with babe 👭💗 (at Golden Gate Bridge)

lliszt-o-maniaa:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

childofravenclaw:

thenthehumans:

thetwinthatlived:

First and Last words.

I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.

….. 

THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS 

I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME 

I open at the close

toO SOON

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